pussylipgloss:

ever realized how any song that got “YEAH HOE” in the background slaps harder than ya grandma after she see you sleeping in church 

crazyridesrockets:

And whole my heart cries out
Love at last I’ve found you
And honey, won’t you let me
Just be my whole life around you

today’s a good hair day (for me at least)
I'll be your lady lover

don’t be shy girl, come off anon ;)

i love wine and weed and making money everyday
i really feel like such a little lady and i love it
guess it’d be tight if i had some significant other
J K

but really idk someone hot to makeout with would be gr8
smoke a lil burl and kiss yes sounds nice

Why can't I just sit around and watch TV while you sit on my face?

Because you can’t really watch TV with me on your face

I could probably get over you easier if your family wasn’t always talking to me and asking how I’m doing.

sweet-killers:

Photo crime scene from the murder of Alexander Travis, who was murdered by his girlfriend, Jodi Arias.(photo source: x)
This is Baton Rouge summed up in one picture.